This is who I am now. And you’ll never know who I was before.
Tonight’s The Night - s02e02
DID JOHN BARROWMAN JUST SLAPPED PRINCE HARRY’S ASS???
There is only one man who could get away with that and that man is John Barrowman.
Please note that Prince Harry also slapped John Barrowman’s ass. That is a mutual high five/ass slap combo there, folks. IJS.
I don’t know what on earth is happening here, but I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.
Can we just….thank you, Britain, for existing?
jim how do you even still have friends
"I didn’t have Superman undies when I was little, Superheroes weren’t a big part of our childhood in Europe. Certainly not Captain America." - Sebastian Stan for Gotham magazine (2011)
A valuable tincture with unique restorative properties, to be applied to the wounds of artists and creative people of all stripes, can be taken from the writer (and composer) Boris Pasternak’s Doctor Zhivago:
A conscious attempt to fall asleep is sure to produce insomnia, just as to try to be…
"you’re kind of annoying"
kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it
I said I was gonna do it and I did \o/. Available here
I want large amounts of caffeine. I want to go to all saints, but it’s too early and I’m not that desperate. ..yet.
Thor once brought a bottle of Asgardian wine as a gift to the Avengers. All ended up passed out right they were, except for Steve, who was found two days later passed out in the lap of the Lincoln memorial.