LEAKED NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG CENTURIES
cap 2 isn’t even just a movie anymore it’s a religion
I think I need a soap opera in my life.
Gonna do it. Gonna watch me some Hollyoaks.
"It is okay, Buck."
Commission for Matthieu!
When you’re dancing in your room:
But someone in your family go to your room.
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
HAPPY YEKATERINA BRIDGE, YOU FILTHY INGRATES
Man. Monster. Avenger. Conqueror. Killer. Saviour.
Genius. Mindless Raging Beast.
Gary and I were going to make love. For several weeks, I planned to linger after the bell rang with the excuse of needing help with homework. Once my classmates filtered out, I’d saunter up to his desk just as he was preparing to score our worksheets on the multiplication tables. As his back…
This was one wild ride the whole way through.